OPPOSITELOCK! Help Identify This Car! 

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
10/21/2016 at 10:01 • Filed to: None

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The killer’s car. This is the only surveillance shot from the area that shows the car. Blurry as hell and they can’t figure out for sure what kind of car it is beside the fact that it’s silver with dark tinted windows. Possibly an Impala.

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:05

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I was waiting for the picture to load but it didn’t


Kinja'd!!! S65 > yamahog
10/21/2016 at 10:06

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Did you try the Imgur link


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:06

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Looks like an Impala to me. Figured before seeing it that it was going to end up being a Camero.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:07

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if it’s in Nashville, there’s a higher than average possibility it’s a Nissan.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:08

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Sure looks like a current-gen Impala. Possibly an Avalon.

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:11

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Impala is correct

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Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:11

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For some reason I’m getting a Sonata Hybrid vibe from the wheels

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:12

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Impala


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:14

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Stature reminds me of a current generation Impala.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:14

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Oh it’s there, just so rough that it looks like it got stuck while downloading. Hope someone figures it out though


Kinja'd!!! Berang > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:22

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I don’t know what it is, but it’s not an impala, the windows and roof are all wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Censored > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:28

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2013 Ford Tarus.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:35

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THIS IS 2016. WHY DO SECURITY CAMERAS STILL HAVE VIDEOS THAT ARE LESS CLEAR THEN A SILENT MOVIE FROM THE 1890s.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
10/21/2016 at 10:39

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Because people install the security cameras once and never touch them after that. These could easily have been running for 15 years.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
10/21/2016 at 10:42

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But they look like they were installed 115 years ago...


Kinja'd!!! Rico > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
10/21/2016 at 10:43

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Because the security camera companies are in cohoots with the people still manufacturing this shit and charging $100 for it!

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Kinja'd!!! McMike > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
10/21/2016 at 10:45

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I would also like to know why they didn’t run that image through the enhancement logarithm analyzer before posting it to Imgur.

C’mon, it’s 2016.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Rico
10/21/2016 at 10:46

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Ive paid for that calculator. Twice.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
10/21/2016 at 10:47

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Cheap low-res camera + 15 years of wear = 115?


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
10/21/2016 at 10:48

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Close enough?


Kinja'd!!! Master Cylinder > S65
10/21/2016 at 10:57

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Looks like a Malibu to me. Not 100% sure, of course.

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Kinja'd!!! Rico > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
10/21/2016 at 10:58

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I want iFixit to do a tear down and find out how much it actually costs them to build this thing. I swear it’s under $1!


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Rico
10/21/2016 at 10:59

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I bet you’re right. There are 2 TI-84+s and a Silver Edition that are running around my house.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
10/21/2016 at 11:00

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Keep them around, they never lose their value. Flat depreciation for those things.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > S65
10/21/2016 at 11:32

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Looks like a Ford Taurus to me, like a 2010

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